Cathy Siepp has found my kind of guy. She describes her friend Lewis (the italics are mine):
My friend Lewis came over for homemade pizza and to watch the returns, and because he is such a political junkie -- he knows the exact electoral votes of every state, and which ones were blue or red not only in 2000 but 96 and 92 and even 88, when I think he was still wearing footed pajamas -- it was like having our own personal talking head providing a stream of really quite useful commentary, right here in our own living room.
He got annoyed about the results from certain Florida counties, especially before Florida was called for Bush and we started to relax. "Bush could convert to Judaism, then complain about his colonoscopy over diet soda and knishes, and those old Jews still wouldn't vote for him," he said.
