The (only) downside of married life is that if you fall asleep on the couch, your wife might sneek up on you with a camera. (If you are unsure, I am the fat one.)

"sneak" not "sneek"

Ah perfidious Eve. If there no level to which she will not stoop!

Ah? The fat one in the blue shirt or the fat one with the brown fur ???
:-)

You (all) look calm and cozy to me...
Happy Friday.

Ah! Blogger-belly I see. Well done.